specials at the ibisz
Winter Pancit
* Based on pancit but modified by the hand of Hypnos. Best eaten from the pan.
Ingredients
- 1 bag rice noodles
- Butter & olive oil
- 3 garlic cloves (minced)
- 1 onion (diced)
- 3–5 carrots (thinly sliced)
- Soy sauce
- Curry, turmeric, cayenne
- Chicken bouillon or broth
- Leafy green (preferably cabbage)
Steps
- Heat some water, and place the noodles once the water is warm, not hot.
- Add butter in a pan or oil in a wok, heat it, then put in the garlic and onion. (I use butter with olive oil, because I like the flavour, but the original recipe is vegan. Speaking of vegan, when Jacin orders this, it is served with shredded chicken breast.)
- Sauté the garlic and onion, then add the carrots and cabbage.
- Pour soy sauce, then once the cabbage is soft, add the chicken broth and noodles into your pan/wok.
- And you're done! Garnish with slices of lemon or ginger.
crow note: since this is a tired/winter recipe i eat it directly from the pan - you can eat pancit with your hands, i either do that with or w/o bread/cabbage or use chopsticks to not scratch the pan.
Edited Lo-Mein
* Warm and forgiving.
Ingredients
- 3–4 cloves garlic
- 1/2 or 1 onion
- Protein source (Optional)
- 2 large carrots, 1 red pepper, some broccoli or mushrooms (button or shimeji)
- Ramen or noodles of choice
- Sauce: soy sauce, vinegar, sugar, sesame/pumpkin oil, starch, water
- Green onions
Steps
- Fry garlic and onion in olive oil.
- Add protein if using, stir-fry briefly.
- Add vegetables and stir-fry until soft.
- Add pre-cooked noodles and mix.
- Combine sauce ingredients in a jar, shake, pour over noodles.
- Stir fry until everything is coated and glossy. Serve hot.
Last Minute Spaghetti
* Creamy and sweet.
Ingredients
- Spaghetti
- Tomato sauce
- Ajika (coriander, red pepper, garlic, olive oil, salt)
- Cream
- Ketchup
- Olive oil
- Spaghetti water
- Salt
- Cheese
- Olives
- Fresh chili
- Cayenne powder
- Black pepper
- Honey
Steps
- heat oil in a pan, add tomat sauce, chili, then everything else (cream and honey and salt last)
- cook spaghet, add 1 tbsp spaghet water and cheese to sauce
- combine in plate, grate cheese on top and ur done
Chym's Meal for Hungry Crows
* Too hungry to think?
Ingredients (1 Person)
- 1 green bell pepper
- 2–3 cremini mushrooms
- 1 small onion
- Apple juice
- Apple cider vinegar
- Ajika (or Tabasco)
- Salt
- Black pepper
- Potato starch
- Water
Steps
- Add Bell Pepper and Mushroom + oil in a pan - medium heat
- Add onion, salt, pepper
- Cover and combine potato starch and water in a cup to make 1/4 cup slurry
- Add Ajika, stir well
- Add 2 units of juice to 1 unit of vinegar to pan, stir
- As mixture boils, add slurry until sauce thickens and stir
Curry on a Technicality
* Accepts substitutions.
Ingredients
- Rice
- Tomato, carrot, onion, pickled veg, mushroom
- Turmeric, almond milk, red curry paste, curcuma, cumin, apple juice, garam masala, honey
- Coconut oil
Steps
- Cook rice separately.
- Fry all vegetables in olive oil, then add spice blend and liquid components.
- Add coconut oil and simmer until thickened and glossy.
- Serve rice and veggies - we mix everything together.
Sweet Wine Pasta
* For art school students.
Ingredients
- .red wine
- აჯიკა (we didn't have anything else)
- tabasco
- cherry tomatoes (chopped)
- strawberry marmeladă
- strawberries (chopped, with leaves)
- salted pasta water
- honey
- rosemary
- pasta
- olive oil to fry the ingredients for the sauce in before adding the liquids
- we didn't have any meat this time, but ideally there would be minced meat
Steps
- Francis didn't leave instructions outside of the notes in the ingredients list.
Acheron Jaw Unhinger
* A midnight pasta built by insctinct and forgotten childhood memories. A little violent. Very hot. Messy to heat, do not wear white. This is the recipe of the very first unhinger, but it has since evolved. To "unhinge" a meal and an "unhinged" meal became part of our patrons' vocabulary, whenever they apply "Acheron Logic" to their meal. Pizza, for example, can also be unhinged.
Ingredients
- Pasta (leftovers, can be any sort: with meat or not, white or pesto, even spaghetti - it matters not)
- Pomi, tabasco, lukewarm water, olive oil
- The very first unhinger used leftovers with parmesan. Add cheese of your choice
Later iterations include: sugar, honey, ketchup
Steps
- Place your leftovers in a pan. Cook pasta if you don't have leftovers.
- In the same pan, add pomi and oil. Heat until thickened.
- Here's when we add our sweeteners or ketchup. In the original recipe, you would only add water and tabasco to taste.
- Stir and serve.
Neuma Curry
* One of the few meals Crow can't eat.
Ingredients
- -1 carrot
- 1 golden onion
- 1 chicken thigh
- white rice
- 1 1/2 japanese curry block
- 1 tbsp spicy ketchup
- 1 tbsp mountain honey
- drizzle curry mayo
- garlic powder
- ginger powder
- olive oil
- 1 1/2 cups beef broth
- worcestershire sauce
Steps
- onions in oil first, then add garlic and ginger, then the chicken and your sauces and honey etc
- add carrots, then broth
- cook uncovered until reduced
- add half japanese curry block in ladle then other half
- serve with rice, keep bone and peels in baggie in freezer for broth
One should always keep scraps for broth.
Banger Noodles
* Quick meal. Not for Crow.
Ingredients
- Noodles, half carrot & onion, pak choi
- Minced garlic sauce, beef broth, miso paste
- Honey, tabasco, Worcestershire sauce
Steps
- Cook noodles and then fry them lightly.
- Lower heat, add vegetables (in that order: carrots, onion, pakchoi) and garlic sauce.
- Pour in broth and mix in remaining ingredients.
- Remove from heat and finish with W sauce.
Paranormal Night Fusilli
* Perfect for a night of watching paranormal footage.
Ingredients
- Fusilli
- Fragrant olive oil or chilli aged olive oil
- Brown Mushrooms
- Black Pepper
- Tabasco (if your olive oil isn't spicy)
- Grattugiato Fresco
Steps
- Cook fusilli, then lower heat to mid and douse in oil.
- Stir, add mushrooms, keep stirring.
- Douse in tabasco, stir, add a lot of cheese.
- When stringy, season with black pepper, then stir again before taking off heat and serve.
Tofu Leftovers
* Bottomless pit in your stomach? This might help.
Ingredients
- Leftover tofu
- Really old onion you forgot about
- Wilted bokchoy you forgot about (the bottom white bits that are still crunchy)
- Minced garlic sauce
- Chilli powder
- Soy sauce or an equivalent salty liquid sauce
- A thick spicy or sour sauce (or make your own with spices and corn starch)
- Eucalyptus honey
- Bonus: miso paste for a soup side with extra tofu, rest of the onion, and the wilted green bits of the bokchoy
Steps
- Tofu cubes go in the pan to be lightly fried for now.
- I cut the bokchoy bottoms horizontaly and I added them to the pan.
- I then add the finely chopped onion, then add the chilli powder.
- I stir in the honey as evenly as possible, and with the heat way up I stir then add the sauces.
Vulture Fish Meal
* If you're asked to "feast on the chaff and offal" (sorry, Jace). Sauce of mango and honey. Herbal - sage to put the spirit of the fish at peace. Crow can't eat any of Neuma's food.
Ingredients
- Fish head and bones
- Mango sauce, honey, sage
Steps
- Rinse your fish (rub with salt). Remove gills.
- Blanch and fry the fish lightly. I add the sage while blanching.
- Saved what I didn't use from the fish head + gills for fish broth.
- Add mango and honey while frying. Refrigerate and let marinate in mango honey blend overnight.
- Heat in oil. Strain before serving. What you strained is your stew. Eat the meat from the bones. Cook rice in the stew if you want.
Wine Vinegar
* For the brave.
Ingredients
- Red wine left open by accident
- Whiskey
- Brown sugar
Steps
- Fill half the cup with any of the alcohols, ideally start with the wine
- Add sugar until it feels like too much sugar and stir
- Add the rest of the alcohols and mix again
- Stir - traditionally served in an opaque cup.
Peace Treaty
* Not as good when consumed solo.
Ingredients
- Mulberry Syrup
- Gin
Steps
- Add a bit of mulberry syrup to a cup or shaker. You may dilute it in water.
- Add your gin and stir or shake.
- Serve on (crushed) ice and optionally with typical jellab toppings (pine nuts and raisins).
The Shag
* Desperate times.
Ingredients
- Liquorice Liquor
- Beer (Birra Miretti)
- Nutella
Steps
- Decorate the sides of the cup with Nutella.
- Add the beer and top off with liquorice liquor.
- Drink until you become too chatty and generous with your money.